focusbtch:

syrianlady:

This will happen when you leave men alone with babies.

facking hell i cant stop laughing

all aboard my spaceship to mercury: A special message for my followers.

thecontinent:

crueland-unusual:

ducksmith:

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Press Ctrl and F, type in 99 and then press “Highlight all”.

I am so done with everyone on this site.

loool command + f on macs 

MY FIANCE ATE FUCKING FLAMING HOT CHEETOS WITHOUT ME I AM SO MAD RIGHT NOW I WANT TO HIT HER

demonhunting:

crabbyseer:

queenofheartsonthesleeve:

So today this guy accidentally hit me with the door when he was walking out of a classroom and instead of saying sorry he just looked me over and said ‘pretty cute’ and walked away . And then I realized . I literally just got hit on . The pun is greater than the pain .

I guess you could say that he adores you

get the fuck out

When someone tries to argue with you on a subject you clearly know more about:

fuckyeahlaughters:

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